Speek Suthern thar?

Man, I dune herd today two xpressions I thawt wer suthern. The ole weather man said, "in your neck of the woods," this mornin'...

Ev'mb in a forayn kuntry, folks do some funny thangs. Like the uttr day, someone ran a redlight, just as pretty as you please. Pretty as...

I'd thawt I'd make my onest a yer post. Des dab nab French toad frogs has nearly made me furgit my own lingo. But da utter day I rem...

Yeah, I no, it sa ben a purty long time since Iz gotten back o'er cher. But whan youiz talkin' a foreign tongue you sumetimes hav to...

Hadn't had much oportunitee to speek my native languge har. Been havin' to learn sum ole Franch. But I have notised sum Suthern in t...

From across the water... I've decided to speek a little suthern today. Man, Iz really otta pratis. Bein over her and all, yu dont get to...

When was the last time you were really sick? My wife is sick right now, but the dog seems fine. So right now, she is sicker'n a dog. (Th...