Can't cuss a cat without gettin' fur in yer mouth
That bathroom was so small if you can't even cuss a cat without gettin' fur in yer mouth. A wonderful expression showing how tiny of a space sumtin is.
posted by Pecheur @ 8:32 PM
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My dear Laura,
Who is insulted here? Why, we are proud Sutherns here just chit chatting away our time, spreading that good ole Suthern hospitalitee.
Nuthin' insulting goin on here. I am sure if you hang out wif us long enuff we'll treat ya so many different ways you'll bound to like one of 'um.
Hope to see ya again sometime, shug.
Laura is 17 and a Californian, according to her profile. *Everything* is "pointless" and "insulting" to her! :-)
I heard a phrase yesterday that I ain't never heard before. Damn near made me drop my beer.
"He was trembling more than a puppy shittin peach pits."
PS - Screw Laura.
I don't believe I've ever herd dat one there, Barbarian.
And we just gonna show Ms. Laura how Suthern people are really nice folks. Heck, she might even want to be an ole Southern gal for its over.
Variation that I've heard:
Too small to cuss a cat sideways.
From my mother: 'There ain't enough room to cuss a cat, y'all need to shimmy sidewards for me to fit'. (MA is about 120 soaking wet wearing combat boots holding a dog...)
From my mother: 'There ain't enough room to cuss a cat, y'all need to shimmy sidewards for me to fit'. (MA is about 120 soaking wet wearing combat boots holding a dog...)
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