Have you ever had your....

head peeled?

My dad says that a lot.

Ya'll know when rednecks get drunk they tend to whoop up on one another. And them fancy pants news folks report every bar fight in town. So, when my dad reports what has been reported it may sound like this:

Dat ole boy put a frailing on him. Richard had been on his front porch when two boys in a Camaro came by with no dang muffler on their car runnin' up and down the road. Finally, he got tired of it and got out inthe road and flagged them boys down. Tole 'em to get the heck out thar wif dat mess. One of the ole boys gave him some lip so he said, "Boy, you better git from har before I peel your head." He laughed and fore it was over, ole Richard had already put a good frailing on him.