Sunday, January 08, 2006

Grits!! Mmmmmm...

Ah got this'n here from a website called Country Humor . com...

The Ten Commandments of Grits...

1. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits

2. Thou shalt not eat thy Grits with a spoon

3. Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits for this is blasphemy

4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Grits

5. Thou shalt only use Salt, Butter and Cheese as toppings for thy Grits. (They left out "Red-Eye Gravy... -TBC)

6. Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits

7. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits

8. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.

9. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.

10. Thou shalt not put sugar on thy Grits either.

Note - In this context, "Grits does not mean "girls raised in the south". Ya'll can put syrup on those, iff'n ya want to, and if she don't mind...jest don't put no syrup on the kind made out'n corn that ya cook fer breakfust.

Do ya'll like grits? I love 'em!!

4 Comments:

At 3:46 PM, Blogger Henny said...

Now yor talkin my langwage. FOOD!
I luv them grits just like that with the butter and salt, lots a butter. Kepp talkin, Im a listnin.

 
At 5:26 AM, Blogger pecheur said...

Amen

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger KEvron said...

i understand that it's just in good fun, but wouldn't something like this be blasphemous or profane?

KEvron

 
At 7:04 AM, Blogger dorsey said...

It's passover this week. Would it be way too unkosher for me to put some crumbled country sausage and cheese in my grits? I also tend to put Texas Pete hot sauce in my grits. Does this mean I'm going to hell?

Technically, hell IS south of here, right?

 

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