If a frog had wings...
man, everythang has condition to it. You know if sumptin then sumptin else.
Har a two of my favs. What's yours?:
1. If a buzzard had a piano in his butt there would be music in the air
2. If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his rump
3. If If If....
posted by Pecheur @ 7:49 AM
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"if if's an an's wus pot's an pan's thar'd be no need fur tha tinker man"
Dutch expression:
"If my aunt would have been a boy, she would have been my uncle"
God's Grace.
If a dog had a square butt, an' ya' fed him mud, an' he laid out in tha sun all day...
He'd poop bricks.
One of my favorites!
If wishes wuz horses, then deamers would ride...
If a hen and a half could hatch an egg and a half in a day and a half,
How long would it take for a rooster to sit on a doorknob and hatch out hardware??
Ya' give up??
So did the rooster!!
HA!!!
You know I have not heard of ANY of these, but they all are great stuff.
Corry,
Is that Southern Dutch? haha...
Tug,
I like that dawg one two
You know I was actually trying to figure out the rooster one. What wuz Iz thankin'
Henny maight like dat 'un. What chu say?
Are you a' sayin' that if brains wuz dynamite, I cudn't even blow mah' nose, Henny?
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