Whatever...

From across the water...
I've decided to speek a little suthern today. Man, Iz really otta pratis. Bein over her and all, yu dont get to har much suthern, unless it is suthern franch.

anywho, I figure they'd can talk like they want too. I'll let 'em talk in whatever way they feel dey need to. You know whatever floats their boat, whatever cranks their tractor, just whatever.

Y'all got any "whatever" thangs to say? Whatever they is, yu iz always under stood cher.