I am going to go eat me a bite

Yeah, I no, it sa ben a purty long time since Iz gotten back o'er cher.

But whan youiz talkin' a foreign tongue you sumetimes hav to stop talkin' yur naturul tongue for a bit. But e'er nowandin sumptin cumes up and it reminds ya of yur home tongue.

Recently, I learnt that folks here sumtimes say they is gonna go do sumething o'r udder. Shucks, I felt right at home. I always use to sayin' Iz gonna go do sumething. Iz even sumetimes say Iz fixin to go do sumething.

Right now I thank I'm gonna go eat me a bite. If you iz suthern, yur day revolves around wurk and food. So it's abut that time.