Talidiga Weekend

Not to spoil the fun on the previ us post on "if's" (you can still put chur saying up) but this hars a big weekend fer us in AL.

There is Talidiga (ain't dat sum fine pronun she ay shun)

Then tharz the battle 'tween the Elie fonts of Alabamer and them dang Gators of Floreeduh. I aint had no gatur meet in a long time. I sure iz hongry fur sum. Roll Tide Roll!!

If a frog had wings...

man, everythang has condition to it. You know if sumptin then sumptin else.

Har a two of my favs. What's yours?:

1. If a buzzard had a piano in his butt there would be music in the air

2. If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his rump

3. If If If....

Hars a test?

How da u pronounce this ward? MEXIA

If you say it is Mah hey uh, then your from Tay hahs

If you say it is Meks see, then your from Alerbamer

Story to tie ya over

Gots a big job interview this wakend. Thank thangs ahll be fine. but whilz I out I got a story for ya.

Well, this wuz this man who worked in a factory bilding thangs. He worked the graveyard shift most of times. One night when he wuz gettin' ready he was runnin' late. He had been havin' problimbs and used Gold Bond medicated powdar in certain areas if you'd know what I mean. So, this one particular night we wuz in a real big hurry to get to work and poured way too much powder on him. Well he fiddled around and got most of it taken care of.

He got to work that night as normal and wuz talking to his buddies about how his supper had not settled good. He had ate some Mexican stuff with hot halipenyos and it was not agreeing with 'em. About an ir or so he let out a big one. Folks around him were used to that sort of behavior, I mean that is what happenins when ya at the factory, but one ole guy raised his eyebrow in astonishment. He went over to the man and said, "Boy, you really do have it bad."
The man said, "Yeah, I told you. You don't believe me."
The co-worker said, "If I'd evered doubted it I don't no more cuz when you let that go I saw SMOKE comin' out your rear end and I knew you butt had to be on fire."

Hope ya'll have a good week. And tugboatcaptn I ain't forgot about your additions to "tore up". Hope to make another post on it. ER, not forgot about your request for Dr. ER. neither.

Scuppernon Season

Well I just did git in thar and get me a handful of skuppernons before the saison is over. Man them good eatin' thar. When da storm hit I wuz up country a bit. We had to got out in the vine yard and try to keep them ole vines from blowing away. Heck, I almost blowed away myselves. None the o less, we got back up on the T's them vines and picked us about 80 ilbs the next day for market. The market was runnin' on generators and culd sell groceries. And for we left I got me a handful of tasty scuppernons. Sure wuz good. Wished yall culd had ya some.

The South done got hit hard

That dad burn storm has kicked our hineys down here. Iz alright, but been w/o 'tricity since Monday. Steel not back to normal, but man have I got the stuff to tell. I tell ya'll more when I get to a more stable time. Ya'll keep the victims in ya'll's prayers. Living w/o 'tricity is nuthin' in comparison to losing family and friends.

PS I saw ya comments, tugboat, I'll get back wif ya on it. Good stuff, man!