Sunday, June 26, 2005

Gawd

Being from the South Gawd and cuntry are two big thangs we git into.

So naturally, we have a couple of different ways to pronounce the Almighty's name.

1) Gawd- the usual pronunciation
2) Guh-ah-da. The three syllable word, usually heard in rucous sermons when refering to the Lord.
3) Giat (or Gyat). Every day use, usually followed by an expletive. This is not the form we address the Lord when we pray. This might be found in use when we wish damnation on someone or something.

Anyway, Gawd bless, and we'll talk at chu later.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Have you ever had your....

head peeled?

My dad says that a lot.

Ya'll know when rednecks get drunk they tend to whoop up on one another. And them fancy pants news folks report every bar fight in town. So, when my dad reports what has been reported it may sound like this:

Dat ole boy put a frailing on him. Richard had been on his front porch when two boys in a Camaro came by with no dang muffler on their car runnin' up and down the road. Finally, he got tired of it and got out inthe road and flagged them boys down. Tole 'em to get the heck out thar wif dat mess. One of the ole boys gave him some lip so he said, "Boy, you better git from har before I peel your head." He laughed and fore it was over, ole Richard had already put a good frailing on him.

Monday, June 13, 2005

ner a one

I guess I've inherited from my mother a since of awe in nature. Specilly with that Arlene comin' thru the utter day. All is fine as frog hairs split ways when I called on Sunday. She told me about the wind and the rain how the good Lord was in control etc.

Me and maw got to talkin' and she was gettin' me caught up with all the gossip. And she was talking about a trip my cuzins were on to NC. They all went on an ole bus. My mom said, "Ain't ner a one of um brought wif 'um a jacket." Just hearing that kind of talk made me homesick. I've got to get home soon!

Ner a one- not even one, or not a single one of them.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

A lick a...

Now you've proally herd about not having a lick or a prayer, meaning you ain't got a durn chance. Well, usually a lick is synimonious with 'bit'.

Here is a sentence for ya:

Heck, that dog keeps runnin out into traffic, he ain't got a lick a sense (could be He ain't got a bit a sense)

Now don't kinfuse this with lickur, which is an adult beverage, or lick 'er which is what a cat does to itself. It licks 'erself to death.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

What does a Yankee know about the South?

As is always the case when I get in good reading sumptin, sumotin else comes along and makes me put her down for awhile. Thus is the current state of afers.

I had tod ya'll dat I'd be reading some here book on southern vs southwestern dialects. I got through Wet As A Hen and Handy as Hip Pockets Is on a Hog. But I ain't had a chaince to settle in with This Dog'll Hunt or "How We Talk". But I did get to peruz them.

My Comments: This Dog'll Hunt by Wallace Chariton seems to be all right. I found many phrases in it that I've heard my pappy say (et al). However, i did not thank it wuz too reader friendly.
The next book "How we Talk" by Allan Metcalf is real nice and somewhat professionally done. Now he's from up north, so everything he said I was suspicious of. Nevertheless, I read the chapter on the South. Now, this fellar is a prof of Anglish, so I guess he knowd a lot bout this here subject. Here is what he wrote:

"The South is not only the most distinctive but also the largest of the distinctive areas of American speech, occupying the entire southeastern corner of the United States. More specifically, it stretches from Virginia to eastern Texas..." (emphasis mine) Did ya'll hear that!!!??? Eastern Texas. Maybe Longview. But Mr. Black has put Paris in the Southwest. So, you see people not even the experts can agree.
But Mr. Metcalf continues,"...Its influence extends well beyond the boundaries of the Old Confederacy to area linguists call Upper South or South Midland, stretching from Maryland to eastern Oklahoma and including Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, much of Missouri, and the southernmost parts of Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois." (where the author lives) WHAT IN TAR NASHUN??????

Like I said before everybody wants to be a part of the South, even Maryland and southern Ohio. I guess Hades is about to freeze or something. You know I don't mind it too much if Texas (east) and Oklahoma want to be honorary members of the Southern club, but I'll be dang if I'm going to put up with some South Midland mess which includes Hawaii and Alaska and Guam and British Colombia as a part of the "South."

If this don't beat all, Mr. Metcalf goes on to say that many words are used both in the South and in the South Midland. Then there are some words limited to both regions without crossover. Well, if there are words that are not crossed over obviously there are two different dialects. And this dude claims to teach Anglish? And what about this," Southern has a definite geographical base, but linguistically it is a state of mind." So, I guess you can be Southern and all if ya set yacha mind to it. Well, I'll be. Ain't that sumin'!!!

I will say that he mostly got right some of the dixtinctions. I ain't had time to analiz his treatment on osunds but I bet he did all right there too. Here is his list. Maybe someday we can go back and pick these up for lessons.

y'all
hey
snack time
fixin'
might could
it's a jungle out there
all the difference
bidness
blessing
bucket
butter beans
buzzard, bell a
carry and tote
chunk
cold drank, coca-cola
evening and diner
funny bone
gully washer
icing on the cake
jackleg (although there is a variation to this one)
light bread
lightwood
like to
they ment it
mash off, mash on
polecat
redlight
sack
sick at the stomach (it's to the stomach)
skillet
spigot
furnished with suits
wait on.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

The battle continues

Please go to this site and take this quiz. My score was a 55. ER, the OKie, now has emperical proof that he is Southern and an OKIE!!! WOW. Best of both cultures. =) Let me know your score.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Southwest

It show do appear that I may have to take a short hi eight us from suthern stuff for a few dayz.

As promised below, I am still reading Handy as Hip Pockets On a Hog by Donald Chain Black. Here are my few snipets I've recovered from 'im. He claims that the Southwest is different from the South, but admits it has had a huge influence on the Southwest (also highly influenced by the West, thus its name). Now I know we have already fot this war at this site. I am not trying to bring back the past. I am just finishing my research so I can return these liberry books. I wuld like to quote Mr. Black. "Situated in the remote northeast corner of Texas, Paris is a goo d place to listen to the folk langugae of the Southwest" (empahsis mine)And I thought this was good "My sole criterion for including a phrase in this book was that I heard it spoken." Amen and Amen. And I must say I have heard few of these myself, which simply proves my previous point, the South is different than the Southwest.

Not up to Snuff

***WARNING*** THIS SECTION IS NOT DEALING WITH SOUTHERNISMS BUT SOUTHWESTISMS OF DONALD BLACK

This whole expression made no sense to me except for the not up to snuff part.

"When I went to hold Bill's hind leg, I seen he wadn't up to snuff, tricked out in his rump-sprung Sundays and nearly callin' for Earl."

What do think this means. Black gives options but I won't. You jist tell me.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Cooter Brown

***WARNING*** THIS SECTION IS NOT DEALING WITH SOUTHERNISMS BUT SOUTHWESTISMS OF DONALD BLACK

Dad burn it ER, you got to it before I'd could get it published.

Well that's all OK and all. I had always wondered that same durn thang!

Cooter Brown. He is not the mechanic on the Dukes of Hazzard (which I thought growing up). It is simply someone drunk as all get out. So this is one of them ther expression that has a wide usage, in the South and Southwest.

He says Cooter Brown may come from Paul Dickson's list of drunkness in his Words where the innocent ant or coot was described as "drunk". But we do not know who Mr. Brown is.

I have also heard other terms of innebreation as

"drunk as skunk"
" 3 sheets to the wind"
and some more colorful ones which I will refrain from here.

Bleed the lizard

***WARNING*** THIS SECTION IS NOT DEALING WITH SOUTHERNISMS BUT SOUTHWESTISMS OF DONALD BLACK

I shuld warn this un is a little crass. All the Southern Belles may want to go on to the next un.

The male counterpart to the women going to the chic sales (powder her nose) has many forms. Here's Black's list

"bleed the lizard"
"ball the jack in his rod" (I have not ever heard this one and I am not sure I want to know where it comes from)
"drag the dobber in the dirt"
"shake the dew off the lily"
"dip his wick in the strange" (not heard this un ether)

What I have heard is
"go waterfall" (when I was a kid)

Arkansas replies

***WARNING*** THIS SECTION IS NOT DEALING WITH SOUTHERNISMS BUT SOUTHWESTISMS OF DONALD BLACK

Whatcha ssay when somebudy aske ya "Hidy, hi, you"

"If things was any better, I'd think they was lyin' to me"

"Fine as frog's hair"

"Cookin' on the front burner."

"Fat and sassy"

"Tol'able"

"Fair to middlin'"

"I'd have to get better to die."

Of course you can say an of 'em depindin on how ya feeling.

I would add that I have heard most of these with small variations. I've heard these:
"Fine as frogs' hair split both ways"
"Cookin' with gas"

I mean to shout

***WARNING*** THIS SECTION IS NOT DEALING WITH SOUTHERNISMS BUT SOUTHWESTISMS OF DONALD BLACK

"I mean to shout
is unquestionably the parent of the ubiquitiuos Southern I mean." It means "emphatic agreement". He goes to say that it is not as emphatic as You can't beat that with a hickory switch and the superlative is If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'. Those last two phrases comes across in the Southern dialect as You can't beat that with a stick and If I'm lyin' I'm a dyin'. There may even be some variation in these. If so, what have you heard?